I Can’t Get No Resurrection

NOTE: Guild Wars 2 and all its lovely IP doesn’t belong to me at all. This is entirely a fan-based work and is in no way officially associated with ArenaNet or Guild Wars 2. It is created for my own amusement, that’s all. Also, the Rolling Stones doesn’t belong to me either, this is a work for entertainment only.

I can’t get no resurrection
I can’t get no resurrection
‘Cause I die and I die and I die and I die
I can’t get no, I can’t get no

When I’m playin’ on my Charr
And that boss comes to the area
He’s critin’ me more and more
My knockdown skills are holding aggro
The other toons loot and then they all go
I can’t get no, oh no, no, no
Hey hey hey, that’s what I say

I can’t get no resurrection
I can’t get no resurrection
‘Cause I die and I die and I die and I die
I can’t get no, I can’t get no

When I’m playin’ my Sylvari
And that tree comes up to tell me
How nice my dream can be
But she can’t be killed ’cause she doesn’t fight
The same champions as me
I can’t get no, oh no, no, no
Hey hey hey, that’s what I say

I can’t get no resurrection
I can’t get no toon reaction
‘Cause I die and I die and I die and I die
I can’t get no, I can’t get no

When I’m mappin’ round the world
And I’m doin’ this and I’m lootin’ that
And I’m tryin’ to take some mob
And a veteran spider drops down and every body flees
I can see I’m on a losing streak
I can’t get no, oh no, no, no
Hey hey hey, that’s what I say

I can’t get no, I can’t get no
I can’t get no resurrection
No resurrection, no resurrection, no resurrection