Jack Daniels is my Shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to fall down in green lawns:
He leadeth me beside the parked cars.
He restoreth my mojo:
He leadeth me in the paths of delinquentness for His name’ sake.
Yea, though I watch through the window of the next door neighbor,
I will fear no squirrels: For thou art with me;
Thy bottle and thy label, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a challenge before me in the pressence of mine buddies;
Thou annointest my shirt with alcohol; My glass runneth over.
Surely laughter and sirens shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the House of the State forever.